Just another day in Paradise

Upon much anticipation and request I have created a blog. YEAH!!! haha right. I really just wanted to be blogged stalked.
So today I entered work to be penetrated with a piercing stench that made me wish I did not have a sense of smell. This reak was so powerful and unbecoming that it made my nose sting and my eyes water. I ran for my office in hopes that I could ecscape the smell of blubbery peed mildew bum scum filthy three week old never been washed body odor that seemed to be permeating the booking area. I got into my office only to gasp "good, gads what is that smell" It was bareable in my office, so I got to work checking on the status of inmates and seeing where they were at and who was coming up next to evaluate. I became use to the faint smell in my office and didn't think another thing of it. Until.... the booking Sergeant came over and asked me to go talk to someone in H1. I told him I would. So I got up and stepped out of my office only to be slammed by three week old nasty bum juice. I hoped it wasn't coming from the person I was about to go talk to. As I approached the cells the smell grew stronger and stronger until I stopped in front of the cell where my inmate was. To my horror and utter disbelief the smell was so overpowering I almost needed a gas mask to open my mouth to speak. I tried to ask a few questions but ran out of air, i turned away to get some fresher air. The inmate began to yell at me and told me she wasn't going to answer any of my questions she stood up to move and I really wished she hadn't because in that moment this 300 pound girl kicked up her waff and it nearly pummelled me to the floor, I had to stagger backwards to catch my breath. Officers were wearing masks to come closer to us, I unfortunatley did not have one with me. I had to brave the nauseauly repulsive air solo. The moral of the story is guns dont kill people, people can kill people just as well with their body odor. Come on people take a shower!!!